<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>The Most Over-Engineered 'Heck'</title>
<style>
/* Step 1: Reset everything, because why not */
html, body, div, span, applet, object, iframe,
h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, p, blockquote, pre,
a, abbr, acronym, address, big, cite, code,
del, dfn, em, img, ins, kbd, q, s, samp,
small, strike, strong, sub, sup, tt, var,
b, u, i, center,
dl, dt, dd, ol, ul, li,
fieldset, form, label, legend,
table, caption, tbody, tfoot, thead, tr, th, td {
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
border: 0;
font-size: 100%;
font: inherit;
vertical-align: baseline;
}
/* Step 2: Give it an unnecessary gradient background */
body {
background: linear-gradient(135deg, #f0f0f0, #d0d0d0);
height: 100vh;
display: flex;
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
}
/* Step 3: Style the heck out of “heck” */
#heck-container {
font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive;
font-size: 10vw;
font-weight: bold;
color: transparent;
background: linear-gradient(90deg, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet);
background-clip: text;
-webkit-background-clip: text;
animation: rainbowPulse 5s infinite;
}
/* Step 4: Add a useless keyframe animation */
@keyframes rainbowPulse {
0%, 100% { filter: drop-shadow(0 0 10px red); }
20% { filter: drop-shadow(0 0 10px orange); }
40% { filter: drop-shadow(0 0 10px green); }
60% { filter: drop-shadow(0 0 10px blue); }
80% { filter: drop-shadow(0 0 10px violet); }
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<!-- Step 5: Create an empty container that JS will fill -->
<div id="heck-container"></div>
<script>
// Step 6: Create a whole unnecessary function chain just to show “heck”
(function main(){
function stepOne(callback){
setTimeout(function(){
callback('h');
}, 100);
}
function stepTwo(previous, callback){
setTimeout(function(){
callback(previous + 'e');
}, 150);
}
function stepThree(previous, callback){
setTimeout(function(){
callback(previous + 'c');
}, 200);
}
function stepFour(previous, callback){
setTimeout(function(){
callback(previous + 'k');
}, 250);
}
// Step 7: Call the chain of functions
stepOne(function(a){
stepTwo(a, function(b){
stepThree(b, function(c){
stepFour(c, function(result){
document.getElementById('heck-container').textContent = result;
});
});
});
});
})();
</script>
</body>
</html>
